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How to win a case

How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your side, pound on the facts; if neither is on your side, pound on the table.
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Adolescence is the stage between

Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
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Any new venture goes through

Any new venture goes through the following stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and decoration of those who did nothing.
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Fishing gives you a sense

Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.
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Education is what you get

Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
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Not one shred of evidence

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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Do not regret growing older.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
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I see in the near

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . Corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money-power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.
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The more you run over

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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If it is to be,

If it is to be, it is up to me.
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