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Carl Jung
Where love rules, there is
Where love rules, there is no will to power; where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.
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Jean Kerr
I'm tired of all this
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want --an adorable pancreas?
20
P. Dan Wiwchar
Your brain can only absorb
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
121
Jean Kerr
If you can keep your
If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
21
Jean Kerr
Being divorced is like being
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
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Jonar Nader
Diplomacy is only important when
Diplomacy is only important when the other party has the upper hand.
27
Tom Lehrer
I wish people who have
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
151
Emeasoba George
Whatever that happens to you
Whatever that happens to you in life has a spiritual significance. I mean, it could be a lesson, test, trial, redirection or something to strengthen your faith/courage in God i.e. there is a reason behind every issue/matter of life. Besides, the lessons of life that you are meant to learn out of every issue/matter are as well stepping stones of faith to take you to a higher plains of belief/faith in God. So, you've got to acknowledge all that in order not to be bothered by any issue/matter.
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MCclane Otim Derick
for every one to reach
for every one to reach the mountain top of his or her desire its really a hustle and hard work
26
Tom Zegan
Personally I don't care to
Personally I don't care to watch a bunch of millionaires throw balls at each other.
35
Tom Zegan
Never judge a book by
Never judge a book by it's cover . . . judge it by it's price.
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Jack Handey
Children need encouragement. So if
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
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Frank Herbert
Fear is the mind killer
Fear is the mind killer
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Volodymyr Knyr
People care about none but
People care about none
but only those well-known.
26
Tom Zegan
There is a big difference
There is a big difference between Assigned Prestige and Achieved Prestige. Assigned Prestige will usually abuse it's power where Achieved Prestige won't.
32
Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Never do anything that you
Never do anything that you aren't prepared to face the true consequences of.
27
Jim Carrey
Back to you...........f*ckers! Said while
Back to you...........f*ckers!"
Said while speaking on live television from Niagra Falls.
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Tom Zegan
Math Problem: What does Three
Math Problem: What does Three take away Two equal? I can prove that Three take away Two equals Two. Don't believe me? OK, you have Three apples I take away Two apples, how many apples do I have?
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Charles Eddie Wiseman
We're going to raise a
We're going to raise a lost generation of children unless they are properly disciplined and properly spanked.
27
Tom Zegan
You hear preachers say that
You hear preachers say that the prosperity gospel doesn't work but I say that it's worked for the preachers who preach it.
26
Tom Zegan
The first time I ever
The first time I ever did standup a guy yelled out "Down in front.
20
Terpsichore Lindeman
If you burn a bridge
If you burn a bridge be prepared to swim.
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Tom Zegan
When I die I want
When I die I want my tomb stone to say "See, I told you I was sick.
24
S. E. Lindsay
Engineering is the practice of
Engineering is the practice of safe and economic application of the scientific laws governing the forces and materials of nature by means of organization, design and construction, for the general benefit of mankind.
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