Poems List

You'll see certain Pythagorean whose belief in communism of property goes to such lengths that they pick up anything lying about unguarded, and make off with it without a qualm of conscience as if it had come to them by law.

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

Heaven grant that the burden you carry may have as easy an exit as it had an entrance. -- Prayer To A Pregnant Woman

I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right

No one respects a talent that is concealed.

Whether a party can have much success without a woman present I must ask others to decide, but one thing is certain, no party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population.

They take unbelievable pleasure in the hideous blast of the hunting horn and baying of the hounds. Dogs dung smells sweet as cinnamon to them.

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

Amongst the learned the lawyers claim first place, the most self-satisfied class of people, as they roll their rock of Sisyphus and string together six hundred laws in the same breath, no matter whether relevant or not, piling up opinion on opinion and gloss on gloss to make their profession seem the most difficult of all. Anything which causes trouble has special merit in their eyes.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters.

It is wisdom in prosperity, when all is as thou wouldn't have it, to fear and suspect the worst.

There is no place in nature for extinction.

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know