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Groucho Marx
I never forget a face,
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
303
Francis Picabia
The world is divided into
The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.
561
Jack Handey
I bet if you were
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, 'Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later.'
13
Francis Picabia
Pain has its reasons, pleasure
Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent.
600
Zachary Scott
As you grow older, you'll
As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.
17
Francis Picabia
All beliefs are bald ideas.
All beliefs are bald ideas.
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Francis Picabia
Between my head and my
Between my head and my hand, there is always the face of death.
586
Henry M. Wriston
Those who misrepresent the normal
Those who misrepresent the normal experiences of life, who decry being controversial, who shun risk, are the enemies of the American way of life, whatever the piety of their vocal professions and the patriotic flavor of their platitudes.
46
Groucho Marx
Go, and never darken my
Go, and never darken my towels again.
223
Francis Picabia
A free spirit takes liberties
A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself.
575
Jack Handey
Despair is like a cable
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable. Then just walk up to them and go, 'Hey, have you seen Fred' And they'll say, 'Fred who' And you say, 'Fred of snakes' Then cover your ears, because big laughs are coming.
62
Francis Picabia
The only way to win
The only way to win is to fight on the side of your adversaries.
553
Francis Picabia
The essence of a man
The essence of a man is found in his faults.
498
Anderson H. Scruggs
Yet after brick and steel
Yet after brick and steel and stone are gone, and flesh and blood are dust, the dream lives on.
26
John Wyndham
When a day that you
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.
44
Francis of Assisi
Lord, grant that I might
Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love.
42
Groucho Marx
A child of five would
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
306
Francis of Assisi
Grant me the treasure of
Grant me the treasure of sublime poverty: permit the distinctive sign of our order to be that it does not possess anything of its own beneath the sun, for the glory of your name, and that it have no other patrimony than begging.
51
Francis of Assisi
Start by doing what's necessary,
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
29
Jack Handey
When this girl at the
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
60
Francis of Assisi
Blessed is the servant who
Blessed is the servant who loves his brother as much when he is sick and useless as when he is well and an be of service to him. And blessed is he who loves his brother as well when he is afar off as when he is by his side, and who would say nothing behind his back he might not, in love, say before his face.
73
Searamouche
What makes life worth living
What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and sense that the world is mad.
47
Bill Wulf
There is only one nature
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
25
Francis of Assisi
Lord, make me an instrument
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where these is hatred, let me sow love.
68
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