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Ogden Nash
The Centipede I objurgate
The Centipede
I objurgate the centipede,
A bug we do not really need.
At sleepy-time he beats a path
Straight to the bedroom or the bath.
You always wallop where he's not,
Or, if he is, he makes a spot.
I objurgate the centipede,
A bug we do not really need.
At sleepy-time he beats a path
Straight to the bedroom or the bath.
You always wallop where he's not,
Or, if he is, he makes a spot.
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Helmuth von Moltke
First weigh the considerations, then
First weigh the considerations, then take the risks.
15
Jack Handey
Today I accidentally stepped on
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a 'shell' if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags.
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Ogden Nash
The Cantaloupe One cantaloupe
The Cantaloupe
One cantaloupe is ripe and lush,
Another's green, another's mush.
I'd buy a lot more cantaloupe
If I possessed a fluoroscope.
One cantaloupe is ripe and lush,
Another's green, another's mush.
I'd buy a lot more cantaloupe
If I possessed a fluoroscope.
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Ogden Nash
Samson Agonistes I test
Samson Agonistes
I test my bath before I sit,
And I'm always moved to wonderment
That what chills the finger not a bit
Is so frigid upon the fundament.
I test my bath before I sit,
And I'm always moved to wonderment
That what chills the finger not a bit
Is so frigid upon the fundament.
147
Seng-T'San
If an eye never falls
If an eye never falls asleep, All dreams will by themselves cease If the mind retains its absoluteness, The ten thousand things are of one suchness.
38
Ogden Nash
Kipling's Vermont The summer
Kipling's Vermont
The summer like a rajah dies,
And every widowed tree
Kindles for Congregationalist eyes
An alien suttee.
The summer like a rajah dies,
And every widowed tree
Kindles for Congregationalist eyes
An alien suttee.
113
Lu Yen
Heaven is not the wide
Heaven is not the wide blue sky but the place where corporeality is begotten in the house of the Creative.
21
The Mishnah
Say not, when I have
Say not, when I have leisure I will study you may not have leisure.
19
Ogden Nash
Grandpa Is Ashamed A
Grandpa Is Ashamed
A child need not be very clever
To learn that "Later, dear" means "Never."
A child need not be very clever
To learn that "Later, dear" means "Never."
108
Jack Handey
I think a cute movie
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography.
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Ogden Nash
Family Court One would
Family Court
One would be in less danger
From the wiles of a stranger
If one's own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with.
One would be in less danger
From the wiles of a stranger
If one's own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with.
148
William Sessions
Looking back on my life,
Looking back on my life, I wish I'd stepped forward and made a fool of myself more often when I was younger -- because when you do, you find out you can do it.
21
Ogden Nash
Biological Reflection A girl
Biological Reflection
A girl whose cheeks are covered with paint
Has an advantage with me over one whose ain't.
A girl whose cheeks are covered with paint
Has an advantage with me over one whose ain't.
111
Lu Yen
The secret of the magic
The secret of the magic of life consists in using action in order to attain non-action. One must not wish to leap over everything and penetrate directly.
25
Matsuo Basho
What fish feel What
What fish feel
What fish feel,
birds feel, I don't know--
the year ending.
Translated by Robert Hass
What fish feel,
birds feel, I don't know--
the year ending.
Translated by Robert Hass
231
Roger Moore
I enjoy being a highly
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
18
Matsuo Basho
The dragonfly The dragonfly
The dragonfly
The dragonfly
can't quite land
on that blade of grass.
Translated by Robert Hass
The dragonfly
can't quite land
on that blade of grass.
Translated by Robert Hass
214
Jack Handey
If you're a circus clown,
If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'
32
Matsuo Basho
Don't imitate me Don't
Don't imitate me
Don't imitate me;
it's as boring
as the two halves of a melon.
Translated by Robert Hass
Don't imitate me;
it's as boring
as the two halves of a melon.
Translated by Robert Hass
242
Mao Zedong
Militia Women Inscription on a
Militia Women Inscription on a Photograph
How bright and brave they look, shouldering five-foot rifles
On the parade ground lit up by the first gleams of day.
China's daughters have high-aspiring minds,
They love their battle array, not silks and satins.
How bright and brave they look, shouldering five-foot rifles
On the parade ground lit up by the first gleams of day.
China's daughters have high-aspiring minds,
They love their battle array, not silks and satins.
349
Maurice Sendak
There must be more to
There must be more to life than having everything.
46
Anzia Yenerska
Was she so loved because
Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful, or were her eyes so beautiful because she was so loved
31
Khalil Gibran
Pain XVI Hi There!
Pain XVI
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